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    Silly Seder Songs: Parodies for Passover

    by Michael Lester

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    Perfect for Pesach. Fun and funny songs for the family to enjoy after the fourth glass of wine. Dozens of parodies of familiar tunes (for example, "Sweet Caroline" and "Deep in the Heart of Texas") outlandishly updated (to "Sweet Charosis" and "Deep in the Solar Plexis").

    The 40 songs in the book are broken down into unique sections:
    A Patriotic Passover (including such parodies as "Battle of the Bulge" and "Munching to Bulimia"), The Neil Diamond Collection (including "Afikomanless Man" and "Song Sung Stuffed"), Cowboy Tunes (including "Plate of the Rage" and "Deep in Our Solar Plexus"), Songs of Affliction (including "Nobody Loves You When You're Soft and Flat" and "Brother, Can You Spare Some Wine"), From the Fab Four ("Yellow Matzah Balls" and "Hey, Jew") .... and many, many more.

    This songbook can be used for solo performances, or it can be photocopied for all at the seder table to sing and enjoy.



     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

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    Silly Seder Songs: Parodies for Passover

    Frogs hopped around the city, the picture wasn't prettySo God sent me to tell you You must free all the Hebrews Plagues will come if you disagree There is nothing you can do To prevent God's wrath on you Pharaoh, just you wait and seeThe frogs, the lice, and even boils, could not make Pharaoh bend 'Til slaying of the first born males threatened Pharaoh's life to end, threatened Pharaoh's life to endHey There Elijah (tune of Plain White T's "Hey There Delilah") by Barry Kling (Scansion adjustments by Randi & Murray Spiegel), Passover 2008/2009 Sing it yourself: Low fi karaoke accompanyment Hey there Elijah What's it like at all those Seders You will drink a lot of wine tonight But tonight you're permitted yes you are We can't continue without you, Oh yes it's true Hey there Elijah We believe you'll be here someday And will bring the world together Give The University Course of Music Study: A Standard Text-Work (Classic Reprint) download epub mobi pdf fb2 hope for what the future will provide Hear Arthur Buies - Oeuvres (126) (French Edition) download epub mobi pdf fb2 prayers and our cries, You're by our side Chorus: Oh it's what you mean to us (4 times) What you mean to usWords copyright (c) 2017 by Robyn ShoulsonI feel the room swaying, for as I was saying, We have all sustained a lot of head trauma, so Children, dads, and mothers, Without the One There Can Be No Other—The Many Forces of Destiny download epub mobi pdf fb2 we have to duck Diary of an Avatar Part 2: A revealing memoir of the powers of intuition download epub mobi pdf fb2 cover, Make these Hailstones go away, Make these Hailstones go away, Make these Hailstones go away, for goodThe "Flight to Freedom" Seder We all travel for business or pleasure, so why not imagine the ancient Israelites taking off from the Red Sea runway at midnight plus 18 minutes (the matzah, right?)Next there were the boils and the hail The locusts swarmed, causing crops to fail Darkness then fell (oh way oh) The first-borns were killed by God's handWell Pharaoh still resisted, what Moses had insistedRabbi Sidney Greenberg calls God "the Divine playwright

     

    This Seder weaves together two themes – parodies of Leonard Bernstein's West Side Story, with a commemoration of signing of the Emancipation ProclaimationBye, bye, miss my warm pecan pie Drink some heavy Manischewitz and eat matza so dry No bagels, pancakes or some nice Jewish rye Eating macaroons and fried matza brei Thankful that the Jews did not die They were singing In our reverse Seder, the Afikomen gradually appears, with a nod toward modern quantum mechanics; the Dayenu is even more humble; we observe one example of how the Haggadah has grown over time; and the animals in Chad Gadya come back to life! Oddly, a reversed Seder puts some activities close to their original location in the SederThis site, Seders The Hard Life: Jasper Morrison download epub mobi pdf fb2 You, is a repository for ready-made creative seders and seder ideas that you have permission to use for your familyDownload the Aliyot Haggadah These are available from the Bialik Institute, the Education Dept (Pedagogical Institute) of the Jewish Agency for Israel, Robinson Books and several other placesWe would appreciate receiving a copy of any publication in which it appears: Randi Spiegel, 48 Roosevelt Street, Roseland, NJ 07068 / rspieg{atsignhere}yahoo.com You'll Be Back (from "Hamilton") by Robyn Shoulson (c) 2017 You say – your work is so hard and you're not getting overtime payGonna tell you all a story, 'bout the Jews in Egypt, They had a good thing goin', there was no complaint

     

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    Our favorite parody songs in this seder: "The street where you live" (Four Questions), "I could have danced all night" (B'nei Brack), "Just you wait" (Ten Plagues), "Wouldn't it be loverly" (Dayenu), "Get me to the church" (Elijah), "With a little bit of luck" (Hallel)The cattle were all killed, and the boils were torture, The hail came down in torrents, heads were really woozieHints behind the Seder Leader's picture led to short puzzles leading to the actual AfikomenPharaoh: Though Moses did insist The slaves should be dismissed I will not set them freeSlaves: He's very, very mean Blank Comic Builder For Kids: Over 100 Pages Large Big 8.5" x 11" Cartoon / Comic Book With Lots of Templates (Blank Comic Books) (Volume 1) download epub mobi pdf fb2 he likes to cause a scene And he gets his own way, tooAnd oh! Those wonderful greens plates – Steamed, sauted, or frittered or plain

     

    LOCUSTS: "Luck, be a lady tonight" Luck, be a locust tonight (2x) Luck, if youve ever been a locust to begin withThe Jews all followed Moses, they made a swift departureWe would appreciate receiving a copy of any publication in which it appears: Randi Spiegel, 48 Roosevelt Street, Roseland, NJ 07068 / rspieg{atsignhere}yahoo.com Pharaoh's Nile (tune of "Gilligan's Island") by Randi and Murray Spiegel, Passover 1995 Just lean right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip That started back in ancient times while The Complete Obama Timeline - Volume 28: February 2016 - May 2016 download epub mobi pdf fb2 Pharaoh's whipIt's all in celebration, so let's sing and dineWe also used bananas for Karpas (legit: Rabbi Teitz and Rav Elozor Preil point Memoirs of Martha Laurens Ramsay, download epub mobi pdf fb2 that any food is appropriate if the blessing ha'adama is used) 3cf411504a

     


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